“Who the
hell is Bruce Wayne?”
It begins with a mysterious group of aliens that
are taking random citizens from Metropolis, and Gotham and Batman (Jason O’Mara)
is on the trail. Followed closely behind
is Green Lantern (Justin Kirk) who upon their first meeting don’t really get
along. Such is the same as when they
encounter Superman (Alan Tudyk) who is about as much a jerk to Lantern and
Batman as they are to him. When they
discover that the aliens have “take-over” on their mind in order to pave the
way for their ruler, the evil Darkseid.
It doesn’t take long for the rest of the heroes to get in on the alien smashing
act, Wonder Woman (Michelle Monaghan) who is working closely with the
government, The Flash (Christopher Gorham) a cop, Shazam (Sean Astin) the boy
turned super-god, and Cyborg (Shemar Moore) a star athlete in the wrong lab at
the wrong time.
The
animation is okay, the voice-work is hit and miss, but as I said the plot is
not one of the better ones, even when it was on the page it didn’t work too
well. The biggest change from the
original storyline by Geoff Johns and Jim Lee was dropping the red-headed
stepchild of the Justice League: Aquaman, and replacing him with Shazam. Which would have been alright if they had
decided to go with his origin instead of Cyborg, personally I would have rather
seen what happens when a boy is given the power of Superman and has to deal
with if he really wants to be a hero or not than the footballer with daddy
issues.
Plus I know
they usually go the PG-13 route mainly because of the violence, but does every
character have to say something like “Damn”, “What the hell?”, “Pissed-off”,
and the schoolyard sin “Shit”? They don’t
need to go full-on adult to entertain, I would most likely let my kids continue
to watch the classic Saturday morning “Super Friends” than this version of the
JLA, but worst of all what made me a little sad to see was that a good portion
of the action beats near the end mimicked the ending of the film version of “The
Avengers”.
The action
is fun to watch, Superman and Batman are entertaining, but it does feel
disjointed with Green Lantern doing his best Ryan Reynolds impression, and the Flash’s
humor taking a backseat to Lantern’s. There
is good in the “Justice League: War” some of the dialogue is decent but then
they were taken directly from the comic book.
But in the end it mostly comes across as a pale version of what is
possible from this superhero team and more importantly from these proven
filmmakers.
--Robert L.
Castillo
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